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It's just amazing.
I mean, nothing fits me anymore--
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my dresses, my belts,
my stockings.
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Well, of course, Mrs. Walker,
you've lost almost 5O pounds.
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Even my earrings are loose.
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And to think I owe it all to you, Bob.
You've made me lose my appetite.
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Thank-Thank you, Mrs. Walker.
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Before I started working with you, Bob,
food was everything to me.
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I mean,
it was really my whole life.
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You know,
like a juicy corned beef sandwich...
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roast chicken and dumplings,
fruit, Danish pastry...
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[inhales Deeply]
pies, cakes, malts, sundaes--
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- Yea h.
- a baked potato with sour cream and chives...
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fresh bread with butter
and honey, biscuits...
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ham and sweet potatoes,
roast turkey and dressing--
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- You know--
- peaches, cherries, peanut butter...
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and... Twinkies.
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You know, it's wonderful
that you've gotten over this lust for food.
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I think so too, but...
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I have a bigger problem now, Bob,
and I don't seem to be able to handle it.
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Well, I wonder if we could hold it until
our next session, because our time is almost up.
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I love you, Bob.
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[Clears Throat] Gee, I wish you'd, uh,
brought that up at the beginning of the session.
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Well, I wanted to, but I had to
get all that food out of the way first.
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Bob, you took care of me
when I was fat and ugly.
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My husband was embarrassed to be seen
with me because I was so much bigger than him.
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I had no one-- only you.
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You're beautiful, Bob,.
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Well, thank you, Mrs. Walker, but,
of course- of course, this isn't real love.
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This is transference, and it very often
happens between a doctor and a patient.
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And in our next session,
we can discuss how to handle it.
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Don't tell me what love is.
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I've been married 12 years,
and this is nothing like that.
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This is love.
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Well, this may feel
like the real love...
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but this is this kind of love.
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- Do you understand what I mean?
- [Whimpering]
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I guess-- I guess you don't.
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- [Buzzing]
- Excuse me.
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- Yes?
- [Carol On Intercom] Mr. Phillips is here.
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- Thank you.
- Please don't send me away like this.
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Well, I'll tell you what.
After Mr. Phillips leaves...
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I have a free hour,
and we can talk then.
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- How do you feel now?
- Very hungry.
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I know what I'll do.
I'll wait for you across the street.
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- What-- What's across the street?
- A new 84-flavor ice cream place.
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No. No.
You're gonna come with me.
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- Where are we going?
- I'm gonna put your mouth in a safe place.
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- Uh,jerry, listen.
- Ah. Look at this retainer, Bob.
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Like a piece of sculpture-
a work ofart.
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And where is it gonna end up?
In a museum with my name under it?
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No. In a mouth
with a tongue under it.
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- Jerry, listen. I got a problem.
- Okay, Bob.
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Just hop in the chair here,
and we'll talk about it.
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No,jerry. It isn't my problem. Listen.
I need a favor, and it's an emergency.
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- Oh.
- How long does it take to clean a lady's teeth?
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- Half an hour.
- Can you do it twice?
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- What's she been eating? - Nothing yet, but
I want you to keep her here for an hour.
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Okay.
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Jerry, this is one of my patients.
This is Mrs. Walker.
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[Jerry] Hi. Hop right in.
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Put your little feet
up there. There you go.
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[Singsong]
Okay.
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My, you're a big one.
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Okay. Open wide, please.
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My, what a lot of teeth.
This looks like it's gonna take a long time.
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I'm so glad we worked all of that out.
I really feel so much better.
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My head's straight. My teeth are clean.
I just feel wonderful.
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Well, I feel good too, and I'm glad
you understand it isn't real love--just transference.
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A lot of my women patients experience it--
even some of the men too.
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Oh, hi, Mrs. Walker.
I'm glad you're still here.
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I just finished developing your X-rays.
Your teeth are perfect.
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- Your hand and your foot are okay too.
- [ Elevator Bell Dings]
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- I just have one more thing to say.
- What's that?
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You can call it whatever you like,
but I'm still in love with you.
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What-- What do I owe you
for cleaning her teethJerry?
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The rest of that story.
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- Hi, honey. I'm home.
- [Emily] /'// be there in a minute, dear.
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Honey, can you hurry up?
I'm starved.
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I can't believe
how much food I listened to today.
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Em-Emily, is that you?
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Yeah. Uh, can you help me?
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- I can try.
- My zipper got stuck.
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- [ Smooching] Glad you're home. - Honey, you
need a shoehorn for your head. You know that?
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- Hi there.
- Hi.
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- Well, what kind of clay did you have?
- You don't wanna hear about it.
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Oh, well, we'll have a nice dinner,
and then you'll forget about it.
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- Good. Where are we gonna eat?
- I made a reservation for us at the Rack of Beef.
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The first time I called, they said
they wouldn't have a table for two hours...
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sol pulled out the old Dr. Hartley routine,
and we'll have a nice table in 15 minutes.
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Emily, I wish you wouldn't do that.
I'm just a Ph.D.,you know.
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Oh. Well, I'll call them,
and I'll tell 'em you're a Ph.D...
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and then you can eat in two hours
with all the other Ph.D.s.
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I guess you're right.
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You know what I had there once
that was really delicious?
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An omelet
with those little meatballs.
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- Little meatballs sound good.
- Yeah.
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- [ Phone Ringing]
- Oh.
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Hello?
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What can I do for you, Mrs. Walker?
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[Sighs]
Yes. I know you love me.
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But as we discussed in the office,
that's a different “flove.“
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[Clears Throat]
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Well, it's a different kind
of “flove“ from--
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from the other kind of“flove.“
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It's not a real “flove.“
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Well, what are you feeling now?
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Don't do that, Mrs. Walker.
Put down the Twinkie.
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All right.
I'll see you tomorrow.
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Right. Good-bye.
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Now, wh-what were you saying
about those little meatballs?
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Emily, why are you taking off your coat
while I'm putting mine on?
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Because while you were on the phone,
I got a little warm.
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- You were listening.
- [ Mock Chuckle]
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Well, it's hard not to listen
when your husband is on the phone...
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with someone who “floves“ him.
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Kind of catches your ear, you know?
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Emily, why are we talking about this?
It's not real love.
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- It's transference. It happens all the time.
- Mm.
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- It's like an occupational hazard.
- Mm-hmm.
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Well,just think of me
as a rock star, with fans.
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I can't.
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Emily, what Mrs. Walker
feels for me is nothing.
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I mean, the same thing
happens to you in your work.
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When a kid stays after school to clap erasers,
it's because he wants to be close to you.
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Bob, that is an eight-year-old child.
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When a grown woman wants to
clap your erasers, that's a little different.
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Emily, put on your coat.
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We'll go have dinner, we'll talk about it,
and then we'll forget about it.
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Okay. I guess
it was a little silly of me...
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but, you know, for a minute there,
I did have a little twinge of jealousy.
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- But it's all gone now.
- Good.
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I think I just had another twinge.
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- What does she look like?
- When-- When Mrs. Walker first came to me...
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she was very, very fat.
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What does
she look like now, Bob?
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Not bad.
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Oh, I just had my third twinge.
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Em-Emily, sit down.
Now I wanna straighten this out right now.
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I mean, I know it's important to you,
and it's important to me...
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and I know
I can make you understand. [ Exhales]
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I love you more
than anything in the world.
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I mean, I have never
loved anyone this much...
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and I never will
love anyone this much.
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- I mean, now-- Does that reassure you?
-just keep talking.
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I'll tell you
when you get there.
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- Ready to go, Bob? It's 6:00. - Yeah,jerry.just
packin' up some things to take home.
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Boy, this is gonna be some terrific game tonight.
The teams are so evenly matched.
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Did you know the Vegas odds are 6-to-5,
take your pick, or 7-to-5, with halfa point?
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You know,
I've never understood that.
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It's easy to explain, Bob. You want to bet
on tonight's game, right?
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- Okay. You be you; I'll be Vegas. - Somehow
I figured you were gonna be VegasJerry.
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Right. Okay. Now,
let's say you wanna bet $10, right?
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No. That's too complicated.
You wanna bet $12.
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Okay. If you win, you win $22--
your $12, plus the $1 O I put up.
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Now, if I win, I win your $12,
plus the $10 that I put up.
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00:11:03,149 --> 00:11:06,062
Now, if the odds were 5-to-6,
you'd win just the opposite. [Chuckles]
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- Now, if you wanna give or take halfa
point, all you have to do is-- -jerry.jerry.
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- Let's just forget Vegas rules, and we'll
play my rules. - Uh-huh. What's that?
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- I'll bet you a quarter.
- Okay.
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But if I win, you owe me 3O cents.
[Laughs]
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Listen, uh, watching the game tonight at
your place is gonna be okay with Emily, isn't it?
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I mean, it's not gonna be like last time?
She's cool, huh?
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Oh,yeah. We talked it all out.
I get to watch MondayN/ght Footba/L.
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and she gets all-new furniture
for the apartment.
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- Sounds reasonable.
- Yeah. Oh, Howard's gonnajoin us tonight.
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- Oh, fine, terrific. I'll follow you home, right?
- Fine.
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- Okay.
- [ Elevator Bell Dings]
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Oh, Dr. Hartley, I'm so glad
you're still here. I-- I just have to talk to you.
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Well, I was on my way home.
Uh,jerry, you remember Mrs. Walker.
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- Sure, sure. No cavities.
- I'm sorry to bother you like this...
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but I didn't know where else to go--
who to talk to.
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Oh, uh, Bob, why don't I wait for you
downstairs, huh?
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No,jerry. Wait.
This won't take very long.
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It'll only take a couple minutes,
won't it, Mrs. Walker?
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Well, I don't know.
My husband and I split up tonight.
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- Oh.
- Yes.
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I told him about us.
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Excuse me. Pardon me.
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I have to talk to you.
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Uh, I'll tell you
what you do,jerry.
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Why don't you go home and tell Emily
I'll be a couple minutes late.
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Right. Sure, Bob. Right.
Oh, uh, Bob?
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What exactly do you want me to tell Emily
that you're gonna be, you know, doing?
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- Working.
- Right! Right. Sure, Bob.
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Bob]
Won't you come in, Mrs. Walker?
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Ahh. Everything smells so great.
What's in here?
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- Uh, Emily, would you do me a favor?
- Sure, Howard.
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- Would you please hand me the potholder?
_ Oh"
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Ow! Boy, it's hot.
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Oh, my favorite. Knockwurst.
Oh, that's great.
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And beans.
Don't tell me. Don't tell me.
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Oh. [ inhales]
Sauerkraut.
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And peanuts and beer.
Oh, I haven't had food like this...
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since we ran out of gas
over Stuttgart.
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Well, that won't
be a problem tonight, Howard.
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Oh,you know, Emily...
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you are a wonderful wife,
and if I ever get married again...
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which I neverwill,
I'd like to marry a girl just like you.
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Oh, Howard,
that is so sweet.
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- [ Phone Ringing]
- Excuse me, Howard.
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- Hello?
- Emily, this is Bob.
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Yeah, I know.
I recognize your voice.
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- Yeah. I'm at the office.
- [ Emily] Oh, really? Still, honey?
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- The game's gonna start in just about 1 O minutes.
- I--I know.
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- I know. I was delayed, and I, uh--
- [Mrs Walker Crying]
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- I think I may be here for a little while.
- [Crying Continues]
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00:14:05,097 --> 00:14:08,840
Bob, is that somebody
crying in the background?
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- Yes.
- [ Emily] Who is it?
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- One of my patients.
- Mrs. Walker?
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Uh, yes.
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- Bob, why is she crying?
- Emily, I can't go into that right now...
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and I'll be home
as soon as I can...
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which may be a little late.
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All right, Bob. All right.
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That was Bob, huh?
I hope everything's all right.
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Yeah. He's at the office.
He won't be here for a while.
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That's okay. We'll save him a knockwurst
and a few beans.
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Oh, Howard,
Howard, Howard...
219
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I need to talk to somebody
in the worst way.
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Oh, Howard.
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You're not going
to be sick, are you?
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No. I'm just so miserable
and mixed-up and confused.
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I mean, I know there's no reason for me
to think that there's anything wrong...
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but there's just something
stuck in the back of my head, and--
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Oh, Howard, I am so confused,
I don't know what to do.
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- Oh, Howard.
- Oh, well, you wanna talk to somebody.
227
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Let me see. Who can we get?
Maybe my mother's at home.
228
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Howard, I wanna talk to you.
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Oh, you wanna talk to me?
I mean, Emily, you never talk to me.
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Well, Howard, it's silly.
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I mean, I know it's silly,
but I'm mixed-up and confused...
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because there's this woman, see.
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There's a woman?
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Who's in love with Bob.
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Oh!
236
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Oh, uh, Emily.
are you sure you wanna talk to me?
237
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I mean, I'll be glad
tojust forget everything you said.
238
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I mean, Bob tells me a lot of things,
and I forget them.
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- What has Bob told you?
- Well, uh...
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he never told me
he fell in love with another woman.
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I would've remembered that.
242
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Well, I know that.
I mean, that's what's so silly.
243
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I mean, I know
I have nothing to worry about...
244
00:16:13,359 --> 00:16:17,967
but I keep seeing Bob
in his office with this woman.
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Oh, what makes you think
Bob would be doing a thing like that?
246
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- Because he told me.
- Oh.
247
00:16:24,737 --> 00:16:28,378
But, Howard, that isn't the stupid part.
248
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The stupid part is
that I imagine he's making love to her.
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Oh, I don't believe that.
I mean, not for a second.
250
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I mean, the most important game's
about to start on television...
251
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and Bob wouldn't miss that
for anything in the world!
252
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Howard,you know Bob. I mean,
do you think I have anything to worry about?
253
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- What do you think?
- What do I think?
254
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What do I think? Uh, can I think
about it and tell you tomorrow?
255
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I mean, I don't wanna make a mistake.
This is a big responsibility.
256
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Howard,just tell me your reactionjust
tell me I don't have a thing to worry about.
257
00:17:02,108 --> 00:17:05,317
- How old is Bob?
- Forty.
258
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Yep. That's the age, all right.
259
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I remember when I was 42.
I got through it all right.
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- Got divorced and everything.
- Oh, Howard, thanks a lot!
261
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I'm just tryin' to help. I mean, women fall in love
with men in my business too.
262
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I mean, it's really a problem.
They fall in love with the uniform...
263
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and the glamour
and the excitement.
264
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Course, the pilots get the worst of it,
but us navigators have to put up with it too.
265
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I mean, lots of times,you know.
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- What do you do when it happens?
-Well, I kind of like it.
267
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- [ Doorbell Buzzes ]
- Ah, you see? That's Bob.
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I told you it was in your head, and you had
nothing to worry about. I mean, absolutely--
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- Hi.
- Why aren't you Bob?
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Hi, Emily. Bob was held up a couple minutes.
He's right behind me though.
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- Oh, no, he isn't,jerry. He's still at the office.
- You mean he's still there with--
272
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Oh, he had a lot of paperwork,
I think-- checks and bills.
273
00:18:02,868 --> 00:18:05,280
Oh, yeah.
That's right, Emily. Checks and bills.
274
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Jerry, I know why
Bob is still at the office.
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Oh.
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- Did you tell her?
- No. El Stupo told her himself.
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Well, boy, this is gonna be
some terrific game tonight.
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Can't wait for this game.
[Whispering] ls Bob really in trouble?
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Yeah. She's really been carrying on.
I had to comfort her.
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Pretty sticky.
281
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Come on, Emily. Watch the game here.
This is gonna be the best game of the season.
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Come on. We'll explain it to ya.
It'll be a lot of fun.
283
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Yeah. It'll help take your mind
off what Bob's doing in his office.
284
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- [Spectators Cheering]
- [Announcer] The crowd is going wild!
285
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Can you believe this? Can you believe this?
Two minutes to go.
286
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The Redskins
could still pull it out!
287
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- [Announcer] Two minutes to go! The Redskins
could pull it out! - Let me get this straight.
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If I win, I win $22.".
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And if you lose, you lose 1 O.
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- Right.
- Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
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- Twelve of the $22 I win are mine.
- Right.
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Well, how come when I lose, I lose $12,
and when you lose, you lose I O?
293
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Just trust me, Howard.
Hey, Emily! Emily, come on!
294
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The Redskins are within field goal range.
This is the greatest game I've ever seen!
295
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- [Announcer] A great game!
- Hi, everybody.
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- Hi, Bob. - Well, I guess I'll be
going. I gotta get up early tomorrow.
297
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[Howard ] Yeah. I'm, uh,
a little tired myself. [Yawns]
298
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- Is the game over?
- Oh. No, it'll be over in two minutes.
299
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- Then why are you leaving?
- Oh, it's a dull game.
300
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- Yeah.
- What's the score?
301
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It's 28-29.
302
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It looks like the Redskins
are getting in field goal range.
303
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Yeah, well, they'll either get it
or they won't, you know.
304
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Yeah. We can read about it in the paper.
Good night, Emily. Good night, Bob.
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[Jerry] Good night, Bob, Emily,
Thanks for the food and TV and- night.
306
00:19:57,683 --> 00:20:01,028
Well, that's funny, isn't it?
They come over here to watch a football game...
307
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and it's a close game,
and they leave with two minutes to go.
308
00:20:03,856 --> 00:20:09,135
How do you explain that? Honey, is there
anything leftover? I didn't have dinner.
309
00:20:09,194 --> 00:20:12,368
There are three knockwursts
and some beans.
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I'll have one knockwurst
and three beans.
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00:20:19,104 --> 00:20:21,106
Yeah.
312
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Yeah. I'm sorry I'm late,
but, uh, it really was a rough session.
313
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Hey, the Redskinsjust had a great run.
They could still pull this one out.
314
00:20:30,883 --> 00:20:34,228
Bob, would you mind
if I turn the sound off for a minute?
315
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I'd like to talk to you.
316
00:20:36,855 --> 00:20:39,768
Bob, I am feeling really bad...
317
00:20:39,825 --> 00:20:42,601
and I don't wanna go on
feeling that way, so, uh--
318
00:20:42,661 --> 00:20:46,973
Bob, you havejust spent the evening
with a woman who loves you.
319
00:20:47,032 --> 00:20:51,174
Now, I tried to remember everything
you told me-- that it's my problem...
320
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and that I'm gonna have to learn
to deal with it and work it through...
321
00:20:53,939 --> 00:20:56,283
- and then it won't bother me anymore.
- Right.
322
00:20:56,342 --> 00:20:58,788
But I thought of something
much easier and simpler.
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00:20:58,844 --> 00:21:02,291
- What's that?
- Get rid of Mrs. Walker.
324
00:21:03,515 --> 00:21:05,961
- What?
- Dump her.
325
00:21:06,018 --> 00:21:09,227
Emily, I can't dump her.
She needs me.
326
00:21:09,288 --> 00:21:13,668
I mean, what we should be talking about
is helping you handle this situation...
327
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'cause it's all your problem.
328
00:21:15,728 --> 00:21:19,073
Yeah, Bob, but if you get rid
of Mrs. Walker, then I won't have a problem.
329
00:21:19,131 --> 00:21:24,376
Well, honey,
there'll always be a Mrs. Walker.
330
00:21:24,436 --> 00:21:29,181
What-What we have to work on
is this jealousy hang-up you have.
331
00:21:29,241 --> 00:21:33,747
Do you think--
You think it goes back to the time...
332
00:21:33,812 --> 00:21:38,693
when your little sister
got a training bra before you did?
333
00:21:41,086 --> 00:21:44,693
Bob, I am not your patient.
334
00:21:44,757 --> 00:21:48,204
Yeah, I'm-- I'm sorry.
335
00:21:48,260 --> 00:21:52,037
Well, honey, I mean,
I consider Mrs. Walker's case a mild case.
336
00:21:52,097 --> 00:21:56,409
Before I met you, there was a-- There was
one woman patient who really had it bad.
337
00:21:56,468 --> 00:22:00,610
She'd send me letters and presents,
and she'd follow me everywhere.
338
00:22:00,672 --> 00:22:05,417
I went skiing one time, and she was
right there on the chairlift next to me.
339
00:22:05,477 --> 00:22:10,222
And it was obvious why she was there.
She wasn't even wearing skis.
340
00:22:10,282 --> 00:22:15,231
I mean, it finally got so bad,
I had to refer her to a doctor friend of mine...
341
00:22:15,287 --> 00:22:17,267
Dr. Landy.
342
00:22:17,322 --> 00:22:19,802
As a matter of fact,
you know her- Shirley Landy.
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00:22:21,994 --> 00:22:24,975
Bob, are you telling me
I don't have to worry...
344
00:22:25,030 --> 00:22:28,477
'cause one of your doctor friends
married his patient?
345
00:22:28,534 --> 00:22:31,743
Yeah. That didn't
come out right, did it?
346
00:22:31,804 --> 00:22:35,274
All right.
I'll give you another example.
347
00:22:35,340 --> 00:22:38,321
No. That wouldn't
work either.
348
00:22:38,377 --> 00:22:42,348
Bob, I love you...
349
00:22:42,414 --> 00:22:46,624
and that's why it's so hard for me when
you're around other women who love you...
350
00:22:46,685 --> 00:22:52,158
but I guess I'm gonna have to get
used to it because it is your work.
351
00:22:52,224 --> 00:22:54,864
And it's what you're
always gonna do, and--
352
00:22:54,927 --> 00:22:58,204
Oh, I trust you, Bob. I really do.
353
00:22:58,263 --> 00:23:01,244
Emily, I love you...
354
00:23:01,300 --> 00:23:05,248
and there is nothing
in this entire world...
355
00:23:05,304 --> 00:23:08,342
that is more important to me--
356
00:23:11,643 --> 00:23:15,682
A 42-yard field goal,
and the gunjust went off.
357
00:23:15,747 --> 00:23:18,387
The Redskins won.
358
00:23:18,450 --> 00:23:20,794
Oh, Bob!
359
00:23:20,853 --> 00:23:25,165
Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
Now, what were we talking about?
360
00:23:25,224 --> 00:23:29,969
Oh, Bob, I love you.
361
00:23:32,598 --> 00:23:35,078
[Elevator Bell Dings]
362
00:23:35,134 --> 00:23:38,638
- Hi, Carol. Zipping right along there, huh?
- Oh, hi, Emily!
363
00:23:38,704 --> 00:23:41,548
- What are you doing here?
- Oh, I'm having lunch with Bob. Is he in?
364
00:23:41,607 --> 00:23:44,713
No. Well, he's with a patient,
but he'll be through any minute.
365
00:23:44,776 --> 00:23:46,949
Oh, I'll make myself a cup of coffee.
366
00:23:47,012 --> 00:23:49,822
- Oh, no, I don't thinkyou wanna do that.
- No? Why?
367
00:23:49,882 --> 00:23:54,228
Well, that machine is due
for its 5,000-cup checkup.
368
00:23:54,286 --> 00:23:57,961
I don't know. They have to come in
and change the hoses or something.
369
00:23:58,023 --> 00:24:00,594
Even Dr. Arnold complained.
You know him. He'll drink anything.
370
00:24:00,659 --> 00:24:04,402
- Oh, Carol.
- lfee/ just wonderful.
371
00:24:04,463 --> 00:24:07,467
- Same time next week, Mrs. Walker?
- That'll be fine.
372
00:24:07,533 --> 00:24:12,812
Oh, honey, you haven't met Mrs. Walker.
Mrs. Walker, this is Mrs. Honey-- Hartley.
373
00:24:14,173 --> 00:24:17,586
How do you do?
It is really a pleasure to meet you.
374
00:24:17,643 --> 00:24:19,953
May I say
that you have excellent taste in husbands?
375
00:24:20,012 --> 00:24:23,186
Oh, thank you. So do you.
376
00:24:23,248 --> 00:24:27,060
I was telling Bob that my husband and I
got back together again...
377
00:24:27,119 --> 00:24:30,032
and we'rejust so happy
with one another.
378
00:24:30,088 --> 00:24:33,228
- Bye.
- [ Emily] Ooh.
379
00:24:33,292 --> 00:24:36,136
Not as happy as I am,
Mrs. Walker.
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00:25:14,366 --> 00:25:15,743
[ Mews]